STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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