if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I want to fling myself into the sun
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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