Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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