ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...