I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂