It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.