We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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