Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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