So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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