I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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