Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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