This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
