he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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