she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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