I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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