he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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