no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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