I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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