I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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