so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
