it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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