I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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