The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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