But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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