At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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