why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just had sex on a roof
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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