she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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