i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
my poor anus
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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