I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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