This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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