the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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