ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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