a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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