My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
is it fun? or sober?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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