Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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