Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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