Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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