I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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