It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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