She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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