ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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