So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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