called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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