So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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