It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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