everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
