Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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