I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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