I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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