I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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