Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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