do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
ttyl tear gas
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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