I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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