But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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