everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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