I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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